What is your name?
"Maria."
Where do you live?
"Why do you want this private information?"
What is your favorite thing to do?
"Sing! Can I sing for you?"
Uh, not right now. What big dreams do you have for yourself?
"Being the 2nd best singer in the world."
Well, who do you think is the first?
"One of the seven of course."
What do you mean by seven?
"The kids."
What annoys you?
"Nothing."
Okay. What do you do when you’re upset?
"Sing."
What is the biggest challenge you’ve overcome?
"I don't know?"
What is the name of your best male friend?
"Georg."
What do you think of him?
"Well he's my husband, soooooo . . ."
Who, outside of him, are the best people you’ve ever met?
"The nuns."
Do you have a favorite song?
"Oh, yes I do! It's called 'My Favorite Things.'"
Are you happier now than you were at the beginning? If so, why?
"Yes, because I have a husband and kids."
An Interview with Eliza Doolittle (My Fair Lady):
What is your name?
"Elia Doolittle!"
Where do you live?
"London!"
What is your favorite thing to do?
"Walk!"
What big dreams do you have for yourself?
"Nothing!"
What annoys you?
"Enry Iggins!"
What do you do when you’re upset?
"Cry!"
What is the biggest challenge you’ve overcome?
"Enry Iggins!"
What is the name of your best male friend?
"I don't have one!"
What do you think of him?
"Of whom?!"
Who, outside of him, are the best people you’ve ever met?
"No one!"
Do you have a favorite song?
"'Just You Wait, Enry Iggins!'"
Are you happier now than you were at the beginning? If so, why?
"NO!"
An Interview with Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins):
What is your name?
"Mary Poppins."
Where do you live?
"London."
What is your favorite thing to do?
"I love to dance with penguins."
What big dreams do you have for yourself?
"I never really thought about it."
What annoys you?
"When Bert accidentally flies up the chimney."
What do you do when you’re upset?
"Pull things out of my bag."
What is the biggest challenge you’ve overcome?
"I don't know."
What is the name of your best male friend?
"Bert."
What do you think of him?
"He's nice. He usually gets into trouble like laughing until you float to the ceiling."
Who, outside of him, are the best people you’ve ever met?
"The kids - Jane and Michael."
Do you have a favorite song?
"'A Spoonful of Sugar.'"
Are you happier now than you were at the beginning? If so, why?
"Oh yes! I met the kids and they had a wonderful time."
I would give Mary Poppins
because it's funny and has good songs.I would give My Fair Lady
because it's funny and has good music.I would give The Sound of Music
because it has a good story and good songs.
3 comments:
Hahahahaha! Excellent work, Thing 2! I mean, Eliza, Mary, and Maria. :P I love the additional, follow-up questions you asked (and answered!). Eliza's were especially funny with her shouting and how she kept saying "Enry Iggins!" Super clever. Thank you for sharing!
Great work! I loved reading all of your answers, Maria, Eliza, and Mary. You are great sports to do this interview.
What do you think of him?
"Of whom?!"
Love that! Laughed out loud when I read that.
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